Santa's flight plan

[Santa]

Well Hello Everyone and Merry Christmas from the North Pole.

I am getting things ready for the big flight tomorrow, I just turned in my flight plans with NORAD who will be tracking my flight around the world. Don't want them sending any f-16's after me.. Not that they could catch me.:ahhhhh: .**! **! **!.. But if you want to see where I am check out the NORAD site.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php

Peace, Joy and Laughter

Santa

[XJnine]

Thx Santa. I know my kids are really looking forward to your visit to our house. We'll be sure to leave some cookies out for you!

[Bio-Hazard]

When you stop by my house, you won't be departing unless you drop off a new 8800GTS first, just fair warning........;)

[Scott]

Santa I have been a real good boy this year so bring me some nice goodies. I also bought some straw and hay for your raindeers.

We luv ya Santa!!:beerchug:

[=CDU=Above]

I may get coal for this question but, Why did you start in Zimbabwe? Seems a long trip from the North Pole for an initial toy launch.

[slugbug]

I set some booby traps at our place in case Santa decided to make an appearance. Woohoo my dastardly plan worked, I caught him :) A big bag of toys and they're all mine :thumleft:





ps: reindeer are tasty :jawdrop:

[Santa]

Hey Back safe and sound ready to relax and recover from the big trip.

To answer Question. Zimbabwe, has been asking to be first in something for years, because when ever list are done Alphbetically they are alway towards the end. So Merry Christmas Zimbabwe you were first this time.

And as far as the booby trap goes, that was a Santabot 2500. Does a fair imitation and good for sending into dangerous places, oh by the way the Santa and toys will self destruct at the end of the 12 days of Christmas. :icon_tiphat:

Whew... I guess the count down begins again...:lol: **! **! **!

[slugbug]

So if those weren't reindeer I ate what were they? :lol:
Might explain why they tasted like chicken.