Living Life Backwards

[Bio-Hazard]

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work .

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then.

You finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.

[Schwarz]

Wow...did you make tha tup yourself ?
Thats pretty cool lol

[the_dope_chaud]

wow...deep stuff

[Bio-Hazard]

Me make that up, nope, I'm not near that creative........My wife sent it to me................:)

[Schwarz]

Ah...
I thought that was pretty crazy and still made sense.

[vfrex]

Hah, surprisingly creative and impressive.

[PP Mguire]

Thats awesome. I wish it was that way instead.

[werty316]

Speaking of life backwards:

http://www.break.com/index/pretty_cool_reverse_movie.html

http://www.break.com/index/another_reverse_movie.html

[XJnine]

Most excellent!