Plot Uncovered

[Miles]

BREAKING NEWS ... "werty316's Posting Efforts Thwarted"

Yes the Inquisitor has just uncovered a plot to uproot werty316's efforts to break the world forum posting mark and gain at Bjorn3D thus gaining entry to the Guiness Book of World Records .

The effort is being led in collaborative fashion by several of the discontented forum members who have hired a number of spammers to attempt to break werty 316's mark.

When questioned several undisclosed members of the aforementioned group of malcontents commented: "He's sick and we're sick of it" "This guy has the staying power of that bunny on TV" "Holy %@%$! He's an animal".

More soon and remember you heard this first at the Inquisitor

werty 316 surpassed by spammers, NEVER!

[werty316]

:lol: I would laugh so much if it did go into the world record books :lol: Theres a whole month so I'll take some downers to slow it down abit as I guess I am crazy and went extremely overboard with the posting :lol:

[Kougar]

Where can I sign up to subscribe to the Inquisitor? I like the newsfeeds...:mrgreen:

And my boss will want to be seeing this report, of course... Someone leaked and we-er, he's going to find out who... :???:

[tomato]

LOL, another great article by the inquisitive reporters of Bjorn3D ;)

[Das Capitolin]

I couldn't post as much as werty in one week as werty does inside of one day. That applies to his posts everywhere, since I seem to bump into his threads on three other sites (which I post equally on). I honestly wonder what the average day is like in werty's life.

Actually, that's a great idea for a new thread: How I became a poster boy. The werty316 story.

[borschtBomber[SS]]

lol, someone needs to start a thread on how many threads are started about Werty's posts. :)

[Das Capitolin]

']lol, someone needs to start a thread on how many threads are started about Werty's posts. :)

So far...3. I hope it stays that way, because he replies the most on those posts.

[werty316]

yeah more than three was a good laugh.
I think my post whoring is rubbing off onto mousiness :lol:

[mousiness]

hahaha yes it is and now im struggling to keep up :lol:

[werty316]

Its doesn't seem so with most of your irrelevant posts.

[mousiness]

trust me youre like 200 posts ahead of me about

[werty316]

If I told you the actual post count you would post more nosense to get ahead.

[mousiness]

hahaha nice i dont keep track ive been staying up by red bull ive been lanning scrimming writing a bunch of stuff all day long lol

[GIBSON]

hahaha nice i dont keep track ive been staying up by red bull ive been lanning scrimming writing a bunch of stuff all day long lol
get out of that chair mousiness! ever heard about that guy who was gaming for days and died because of a bloodclot which had formed in his legs:wink: I for one made myself useful today, well, a bit:) worked a bit on our small field, planted beans and weeded

[tomato]

I think he and the chair have become one..... walk away while you can. :P

[ToXic_WaSTe]

WOW, never saw this coming. This post(thread really, but post sounded better) is actually about posting, where people can post. Its sooo crazy, but there is no need. We all know that Werty will crush the competition, even if people work together on a "posting quest". I could really do with the prize though, i'm running out of money, building my new rig:S

Can you even log onto more then 1 computer at a time???

[Das Capitolin]

Can you even log onto more then 1 computer at a time???

You sure can! I have recruited an army of orphaned children to come online and start topics about their day in school. Should be REAL exciting stuff. :roll:

I plan on taking 2nd place to Werty, who has managed to outpost my Das Capitolin clones so far.

[tomato]

Das, I thought that you previously stated that you were "officially" taking yourself out of the competition? ...had a change of heart, did we? ;)

[werty316]

Its like a said before people never change ;)
I only have one set of hands so logging on to more than one rig doesn't help, not unless I get some worker monkeys to help :P

[ToXic_WaSTe]

MMMMHHHH, worker monkeys... (HOMER)... "one set of hands" ey???, so you have hands and you have a set of them,,, That makes for 4 Hands??? HUH?