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GIBSON
07-12-2006, 12:11 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: ..

XJnine
07-12-2006, 03:09 PM
How can you post this without the ending! ARGH!

Das Capitolin
07-12-2006, 04:33 PM
How can you post this without the ending! ARGH!

Yeah, no kidding! Where's the rest of this? I have to learn my morals!

BlackStar
07-12-2006, 04:46 PM
The moral of the story: Always leave your condoms in the car.

Johnie
07-12-2006, 04:58 PM
The moral of that story was....GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT FREAKING FAMILY....:twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Because if they were up to do this just to check if you're "OK" in their eyes....then you can be sure that they will have some similar "checks" in the future too...and you'll never know what you need to do and whether something is for real or just some "joke" again....:mrgreen:

Now I hope this didnt happen to you GIBSON...but still...hahahahahha...I believe there are other ways too to see whether someone is reliable,honest,etc...

Good Luck...with all future sisters-in-law...and beware...one wrong step...and you'll be out of the family for sure...:twisted: :lol: :wink:

XJnine
07-12-2006, 05:09 PM
BlackStar, I don't know if that's the actual punchline for the joke but it sure should be. Good one!

BlackStar
07-12-2006, 05:17 PM
I'm just going from memory but I'm pretty sure that's the real punchline, or close enough. There's another version with the future mother-in-law making advances.

tomato
07-12-2006, 06:03 PM
Whoa, that's one messed up family... :?

werty316
07-12-2006, 06:22 PM
Damnnnnn that is messed up. Talk about no trust. I guess some family values are messed up. It sounded like it could be a scene from a movie.

Moral of the story: My wife to be has one messed up family.

GIBSON
07-12-2006, 07:38 PM
LOL, for all the people out there who think this is a real life story, c'mon! :mrgreen: It's a joke, in the jokes section! ;-)
Anyhow, blackstar is right, always leave your condoms in your car. I thought I'd let you guess it as it isn't really part of the joke.
EDIT: lol, I guess it was part of the joke, sorry for not posting it with it! (now that kinda ruined a good joke, srry :s)

werty316
07-12-2006, 07:56 PM
Yeah but that would be scary if it happened for real and I bet it has.

XJnine
07-13-2006, 04:02 AM
On a slightly realistic note however. Don't leave your condoms in the car. They'll rot really quick in the heat and I sure as heck wouldn't want to have to worry about a broken one. Luckily I found out they had surgery for that and now I don't worry! :-D

GIBSON
07-14-2006, 11:45 AM
On a slightly realistic note however. Don't leave your condoms in the car. They'll rot really quick in the heat and I sure as heck wouldn't want to have to worry about a broken one. Luckily I found out they had surgery for that and now I don't worry! :-D
Lol, xjnine, you actually had that done? Anyhow, to further complete your advice, don't keep them in your wallet as well, it'll get holes in 'em which you really don't want! ;-)