GIBSON
07-14-2006, 11:48 AM
A woman was getting dressed to get ready for dinner with her pastor. She's having a hard time with her dress zipper just as her son asks.."mom...whats dinner?".."****!!!" she replies..."oh " says the boy.
A while later shes cleanin up the front room and not 3 seconds before she stubbs her toe on the cofee table her son asks..."mom...whats cleanin'?'...
"GET F***ED!!!" she hollars. " oh " the boy says.
After a while shes stirring the gravy and just moments before she splatters herself , her boy asks ..."Mom...whats a pastor?'..."*****!!!" she screams.
"oh" the boys says.
About 20 minutes later there a knock at the door..."Aaron...will you answer
the door please?" mom says. " ok mom" so he goes and opens the door and its pastor ron., and the boy says with no hesitation.."HEY *****...****S ON THE TABLE AND MOMS IN THE OTHER ROOM GETTIN' F***ED."
hope you like this one, I think it's pretty good! :mrgreen:
A while later shes cleanin up the front room and not 3 seconds before she stubbs her toe on the cofee table her son asks..."mom...whats cleanin'?'...
"GET F***ED!!!" she hollars. " oh " the boy says.
After a while shes stirring the gravy and just moments before she splatters herself , her boy asks ..."Mom...whats a pastor?'..."*****!!!" she screams.
"oh" the boys says.
About 20 minutes later there a knock at the door..."Aaron...will you answer
the door please?" mom says. " ok mom" so he goes and opens the door and its pastor ron., and the boy says with no hesitation.."HEY *****...****S ON THE TABLE AND MOMS IN THE OTHER ROOM GETTIN' F***ED."
hope you like this one, I think it's pretty good! :mrgreen: