Tight Skirt

[slugbug]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young
woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As
the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried
to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again! was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Bretoner who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently
on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who
you are!"
The man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends."

[GIBSON]

Heh, i've heard that one before, forgot how it ended though. Still think it's a very good one though, keep em coming ;)