New Immigrant

[Bio-Hazard]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no
American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That
person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks
her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch,
shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"

[Das Capitolin]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no
American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That
person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks
her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch,
shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"


So true, and so wrong, on so many levels. Good humor is always true.

[werty316]

:lol: so good but so bad at the same time.

[Gray]

Holey Smokes that was funny.

[mousiness]

hahahahaha thats hilarious and so very true though no offense to any imiggrant here... o.O

[GIBSON]

Heh, good one. We have a variant on that one here in Belgium. It involves an appartment complex on fire at 3pm. There is only one of all the nationalities who survived it. Which one and why. So yes, it was the belgian, he was the only one who went to work.