Another good joke

[RhinoMaster]

Roy Rogers is riding through the Wild West on his trusty horse, Trigger, When he happens upon a group of Apache Indians.

Not the best pleased at having trespassers in the territory, The Indians capture Roy and bury him up to his chin in the sand. Before leaving him to die in the scorching heat, the Indians decide to grant him one last wish.

"Could I say a parting farewell to my trusty steed?" comes the request. The Indians seem to understand, and agree, so Roy beckons Trigger to come closer, and then whispers in his Ear. The horse bolts off at once in the direction of the nearest town.

Half an hour later, the horse returns with a gorgeous, scantily clad prostitute on its back. The prostitute jumps down from the horse and gently removes the small, frilly knickers she's wearing. Sitting astride Roy Rogers' face, she then proceeds to give him firsts, seconds and thirds of her fanny, almost suffocating him in the process.

Well, the Indians think this is magic and decide that he clearly deserves another wish. So Roy Beckons his horse again and whispers in his ear.

"I said fetch a posse, you stupid git!"

[RhinoMaster]

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses."

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor, and had a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- two with sausage and meatballs, two without."