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Scott
08-01-2006, 09:12 PM
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister Ryan. My prospective sister-in-law was eighteen years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

werty316
08-01-2006, 09:34 PM
"WTF" is what would be popping in my head and that the father is nuts and has big trust issues but that is just devious and hilarious. I remember read this joke somewhere else...

Its would something from "Meet The Parents" for sure.

tomato
08-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Hmmmm, I remember reading this somewhere recently as well.... ah well, it's funny stuff anyway! :) :)

zachig
08-01-2006, 09:58 PM
ROTFL!!! :lol: Hillarious!!! :mrgreen:

It's the first time I'm hearing/reading this story...very nice one...:wink:

GIBSON
08-01-2006, 11:11 PM
I posted this one about 3 weeks ago...

zachig
08-02-2006, 07:32 AM
I posted this one about 3 weeks ago...

Oh...well, didn't see it when you posted it, but it is definitely funny and deserved to be posted twice...:wink:

Das Capitolin
08-02-2006, 04:44 PM
I posted this one about 3 weeks ago...

I thought yours was funnier. lol

GIBSON
08-03-2006, 11:07 AM
I thought yours was funnier. lol
My font was a bit more up to date :mrgreen: