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    hahaha, here is a good one:

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    Hehehe...Nice one.


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    that is funny.
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    Sounds like a microsoft trained person. His solution tells you what happens, while ignoring the problem. Do not send him our way.
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    I'm not a programmer and that's just hilarious.
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    I am not a programmer either and that was funny
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    Lol I have a little coding knowledge. I was coding a SMAUG, which is an open-source code base for a text based fantasy mmo. I always put in little messages every time someone preformed certain actions that I didn't like to make to make them think they were breaking things or causing errors on the server. Was quite entertaining listening to all of the oh ****s, ect.

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