21 Reasons why English Sucks

**Leganfuh** · 06-21-2011, 12:49 AM

21 Reasons why English Sucks

Posted on August 6, 2008 by Bob
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

**raidersforever01** · 06-21-2011, 01:52 AM

Ya thats why i hate english too or is it to i am not sure i just know that its not two. I think i found reason 22.

**Momentomoir** · 06-21-2011, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by raidersforever01

Ya thats why i hate english too or is it to i am not sure i just know that its not two. I think i found reason 22.

its too too means also

**raidersforever01** · 06-21-2011, 04:24 AM

Well my forte is math i always hated english i am not even sure i spelled forte right. Give me the worlds worst calculus equation and ill solve that in a heart beat. Just dont ask me to spell anonymous <--- i think i got that right.

**ca_adi** · 06-21-2011, 07:09 AM

my head is spinning...lol

**Joshua_Mahr** · 06-21-2011, 01:45 PM

Ok so what language should we speak?

**swmeek** · 06-21-2011, 02:20 PM

Yup you got both words right!

**ET3D** · 06-21-2011, 02:51 PM

I think these are 21 reasons why English is great. I love puns, and how could one pun without similar sounding words or similarly written ones?

Besides, what language doesn't have those?

**Blacksmith1** · 06-21-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Joshua_Mahr

Ok so what language should we speak?

Klingon! or maybe Elvish. i mean, people think we're geeks anyway because we understand computers.
and they missed a few like
We saw a wee child
and a good use of the example raiders brought up.
the two women went to the bathroom together too.
why does the dog bark at the tree bark?
has the maid made the bed?
can a cat fish for catfish? (ok that one is stretching it a bit)
the drill bit bit into the wood a bit. (someone stop me!!!)
and i like puns also so these don't bother me at all.
bring them all so we have them also.........

**Pablo 54** · 06-21-2011, 03:42 PM

Try living in Ohio where the phrase "I seen" is used on a daily basis. God help me.

**Joshua_Mahr** · 06-21-2011, 04:12 PM

We could speak Floridian.

**Blacksmith1** · 06-21-2011, 05:14 PM

I ain't talkin like thet no how. and I was raised here.

**James86** · 06-21-2011, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Pablo 54

Try living in Ohio where the phrase "I seen" is used on a daily basis. God help me.

It's made it out here too
ghetto kids always say I seen this I seen that

**Blacksmith1** · 06-21-2011, 07:16 PM

that's common everywhere these days. sadly people don't push their kids to learn to use english properly. I yell at mine everyday to "speak english", and they arn't using foreign words. just english improperly.