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Old 01-11-2008, 01:34 AM
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the question is, can you overclock a sexual relationship ???
Yes you can.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:03 AM
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Yes you can.
Does the overclock sound like this.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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400% percent for expensive too in the long run.
In my case 100% for each kid.
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Of course sex with a partner is 400% better, whens the last time your hand moaned your name? or rolled you over at 3am because it was horny?
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Of course sex with a partner is 400% better, whens the last time your hand moaned your name? or rolled you over at 3am because it was horny?
Well, there was this one time........
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Well, there was this one time........
What, when you and your hand discovered that shrooms were an aphrodisiac?
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Does the overclock sound like this.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nope but there is a whole lot of screaming...lol. No electricity needed. Since we are like a biological computer you have to think in those terms. So to overclock a sex life all you need is extra hormones. Since I was a bodybuilder for some time in the past and even competed I have had my brush with steroids and it's affects. There are many steroids that don't do anything for the libido but testosterone on the other hand is something you may not need but can certainly grow to love. When I was competing I took over 2000mg of test a week in the form of Sustanon 250. Let me just say that you go for hours and never have any kind of erection problem unless having it hard all damn day bothers you. Not to mention you seem to work up a load (sperm) in minutes, not hours. Basically ten times a day is not enough for you. Now the nifty thing is that it has the same effect on women. Mind you it does not take as much to do this. One shot of Sustanon 250 a week for them (250 mg of 4 different testosterone esters with different release times) and they will rape you and no amount of you screaming will stop them. Can you say 2000% performance gain? It's is the best damn overclock you will ever experience!!!

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Nope but there is a whole lot of screaming...lol. No electricity needed. Since we are like a biological computer you have to think in those terms. So to overclock a sex life all you need is extra hormones. Since I was a bodybuilder for some time in the past and even competed I have had my brush with steroids and it's affects. There are many steroids that don't do anything for the libido but testosterone on the other hand is something you may not need but can certainly grow to love. When I was competing I took over 2000mg of test a week in the form of Sustanon 250. Let me just say that you go for hours and never have any kind of erection problem unless having it hard all damn day bothers you. Not to mention you seem to work up a load (sperm) in minutes, not hours. Basically ten times a day is not enough for you. Now the nifty thing is that it has the same effect on women. Mind you it does not take as much to do this. One shot of Sustanon 250 a week for them (250 mg of 4 different testosterone esters with different release times) and they will rape you and no amount of you screaming will stop them. Can you say 2000% performance gain? It's is the best damn overclock you will ever experience!!!
That was very interesting.
Now where do I get this stuff called Sustanon 250? lol
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Omfg When Was This Discovery Made, Its Going To Revolutionize The World. Go And Tell Everyone That Sex Is 400% Better With A Partner!
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